As implied, here is the edited transcript of our comments and observations during last night’s episode of NBC’s “The Voice.”
8:06 PM Nina: hereeee
8:07 PM Emily: woo!
you watching live yet?
i’m almost done with a preliminary blog
8:08 PM Nina: yeah i am, i don’t want to be on video though i look gross!
just chat like this
Nina: oh okay
first battle almost on
Emily: k, i’m turning on tonight’s episode. will finish last night’s after
(Contestants Cody Belew and Domo sing Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” for their battle round.)
8:09 PM i love how dramatic it is with them getting out of the cars
Nina: i know lol
8:10 PM Emily: i like this gaga song
Nina: i love her pink shoooes
Emily: ew, weird shoulder dance moves from the guy!
8:11 PM Nina: this is more of a dance competition right now, she’s flat
Emily: she certainly looks more the part for this song
Nina: yuck, i’d ditch both of them
Emily: ha! his shoulder dancing now makes me laugh
8:13 PM ew! christina’s eyes!
8:14 PM i like that christina’s boobs aren’t out this episode
Emily: she looks like old (aka young) christina tonight
8:15 PM Nina: yeah like come on ovaaa
with those colors
and she’s lost weight
Nina: ugh i miss my childhood
yes she has
8:18 PM is parenthood really that depressing? every single commercial i see
oh oh cute guy
8:19 PM Emily: ha! i’ve never watched it
(Contestants Aquile and Nathalie Hernandez sing James Morrison’s “You Give Me Something.”)
Nina: billie joe come back
8:21 PM Nina: ohh this may be a good one
8:24 PM they’re both so young!
aww thats cute
8:27 PM Nina: they didnt battle right? i didnt realize commercial was on
8:28 PM okay here we go
8:29 PM oh whoa i love her voice
Emily: i think i’m biased though
8:30 PM Emily: i just melt when a guy can sing, and sing so well
8:31 PM Nina: ohhh
i’m a sucker for that (irish? scottish?) singer from last night
Emily: me, too! terry
8:32 PM i’m still a zit sometimes, even at 24
Emily: i love how nice the judges are
i sense a steal…
8:33 PM oh my
Emily: silly carson and his “victory arms”
Nina: carson is a punk lol
8:34 PM Emily: he’s handsome though
Nina: he doesn’t age
Emily: i know!
Nina: im getting cheetos brb
Emily: ha! okay.
8:35 PM i’m drinking a hot toddy.
Nina: go on with your bad self
8:36 PM Emily: my roommate and i have discussed how i can drink one at work
Nina: uhhh yeah ya can
8:37 PM i looooove catherine ohara
Emily: she’s hysterical
8:38 PM Nina: i wish i was crazy enough to be her
Emily: you could be, someday
Nina: lol thanks
8:39 PM Emily: 😀
(Contestants Caitlin Michele and Melanie Martinez sing Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” for their battle round.)
if that little girl doesnt win shes gonna get a steal
8:40 PM Emily: i feel like they’re stretching out the season. more on a team this year, steals allowed… it’s gonna take forever to get to the live shows
we HAVE to go, and take Jaimie with us
Nina: that’s true
if 1iota is still doing it i can prob get us in
since i used to work for them
8:41 PM Emily: yay!
8:42 PM i’d love to go to the penultimate live show. i wanna see all the final performances. i don’t need to see the results show.
Nina: yeah same
i wanna see michael buble in person!!!!!
Emily: aaahhh! yes!
would he be there?
8:43 PM Nina: last year the coaches were
i mean the asst coach
8:44 PM Emily: really? i was there, and I don’t remember seeing them. wait, last year like this past spring? or last year as in first season?
Nina: oops i meant the first season
8:46 PM ew, creepy layaway lady
8:47 PM Nina: tax breaks
8:49 PM can i just interrupt and say how much i love my lannister cover photo
yes, it’s fab
Nina: she’s the gothic adele
Emily: i was just thinking that!
8:50 PM Nina: hahaha
Emily: they’re both good, but Two-Tone is just a bit too young for this show, I think
Nina: yeah she’s giving too much airy
8:51 PM Emily: i hate that they set up these often-amazing duets, and then have to choose
Nina: omg you need to tell me as soon as you watch visions of love [from Monday night’s episode]
8:52 PM adam is hot, but i would date blake in a heatbeat bc i love his attitude
Emily: me, too
i’d date either of them
prolly marry blake
and i want to redo christina’s mascara
it’s scaring me
8:53 PM hmm blake’s a gemini…never dated a gemini
my zodiac side is curious
Emily: i’m a capricorn
Nina: ugh, i’ve dated you before
Emily: i don’t know much at all about that stuff
Nina: it’s not my religion, like some people, but i have a sincere interest/passion in it
8:55 PM Emily: i’m sorry, but volvos will never look sexy
8:58 PM Nina: ohhh snap
Emily: well, you were right about a steal
8:59 PM Emily: good choice, GA
9:00 PM Nina: hmmm interesting
i like this second chance thing
Emily: me, too
ooh, but they only get two steals
Nina: wait its done!? lame
i thought it was two hours
Nina: hahahaha me too
Emily: well, now i can finish last night’s ep
(With the hour-long episode over, I returned to watching Monday night’s two-hour episode).
9:01 PM Nina: omg you need to let me know at the end
Emily: i will
(Contestants Amanda Brown and Trevin Hunte sing Mariah Carey’s “Visions of Love” for their battle round and totally kill it.)
9:22 PM Emily: okay, they’re rehearsing [Visions of Love] right now
9:23 PM im excited for you
Emily: steals for sure, i’m guessing
i hope the dude wins the show though
9:24 PM Nina: 🙂
9:26 PM Emily: aaahhh! it’s too good! i’m definitely buying the song on itunes
9:27 PM i love that Adam stood up in his chair
Oh em gee.
Nina: ughhh its so lovely, i listened to it again
9:28 PM Emily: yeah, i like adam scruffier
and i love that blake hits on everybody
Nina: lol me too
9:30 PM Emily: i love that all the other judges are just so ready to steal whomever cee-lo doesn’t take
Nina: i know lol
9:31 PM i couldn’t have picked, they were phenomenal
Emily: amanda’s more polished
but the other guy’s got such amazing pipes
9:32 PM Nina: that’s true, they both gave me chills
i want them to sing together all the time
Emily: i know!
i just told my roommate that they’re ready to do shows in vegas or do a tour, the two of them together
9:33 PM Emily: oh be honest, amanda, you chose adam because he’s hot
9:34 PM Nina: omg that was her biggest mistake
im like, wtf you doing girl
Emily: who do you think she should’ve chosen?
9:35 PM Nina: christina!!!!
Emily: aww, cee-lo’s sulking
Nina: what can adam show her? she’s already great
Emily: yeah, i would’ve picked christina
Nina: christina would give her control
now im on a mariah kick
9:36 PM Emily: always be my baby is the first music video i’d ever seen
Emily: one sweet day is my fav
shes so young
9:37 PM Emily: all right, friend, i gotta shower and then hit the hay
this was so much fun though
Nina: okie doke 🙂
nice talking with you
enjoy work tomorrow