As implied, here is the edited transcript of our comments and observations during last night’s episode of NBC’s “The Voice.”
8:06 PM Nina: hereeee8:07 PM Emily: woo!you watching live yet?i’m almost done with a preliminary blog8:08 PM Nina: yeah i am, i don’t want to be on video though i look gross!Emily: nooojust chat like thisNina: oh okayfirst battle almost onEmily: k, i’m turning on tonight’s episode. will finish last night’s after(Contestants Cody Belew and Domo sing Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” for their battle round.)8:09 PM i love how dramatic it is with them getting out of the carsNina: i know lol8:10 PM Emily: i like this gaga songNina: i love her pink shoooesEmily: ew, weird shoulder dance moves from the guy!8:11 PM Nina: this is more of a dance competition right now, she’s flatEmily: she certainly looks more the part for this songNina: yuck, i’d ditch both of themEmily: ha! his shoulder dancing now makes me laugh8:13 PM ew! christina’s eyes!Nina: wowww8:14 PM i like that christina’s boobs aren’t out this episodeEmily: she looks like old (aka young) christina tonight8:15 PM Nina: yeah like come on ovaaawith those colorsEmily: yesss…and she’s lost weightNina: ugh i miss my childhoodyes she has8:18 PM is parenthood really that depressing? every single commercial i seeoh oh cute guy8:19 PM Emily: ha! i’ve never watched it(Contestants Aquile and Nathalie Hernandez sing James Morrison’s “You Give Me Something.”)Nina: billie joe come backEmily: yay!8:21 PM Nina: ohh this may be a good one8:24 PM they’re both so young!aww thats cute8:27 PM Nina: they didnt battle right? i didnt realize commercial was on8:28 PM okay here we go8:29 PM oh whoa i love her voiceEmily: i think i’m biased thoughNina: why8:30 PM Emily: i just melt when a guy can sing, and sing so well8:31 PM Nina: ohhhi’m a sucker for that (irish? scottish?) singer from last nightLOOLEmily: me, too! terryNina: adam8:32 PM i’m still a zit sometimes, even at 24Emily: i love how nice the judges arei sense a steal…Nina: hmmm8:33 PM oh myEmily: silly carson and his “victory arms”Nina: carson is a punk lol8:34 PM Emily: he’s handsome thoughNina: he doesn’t ageEmily: i know!Nina: im getting cheetos brbEmily: ha! okay.8:35 PM i’m drinking a hot toddy.Nina: go on with your bad self8:36 PM Emily: my roommate and i have discussed how i can drink one at workNina: uhhh yeah ya can8:37 PM i looooove catherine oharaEmily: she’s hysterical8:38 PM Nina: i wish i was crazy enough to be herEmily: you could be, somedayNina: lol thanks8:39 PM Emily: 😀Nina: lol(Contestants Caitlin Michele and Melanie Martinez sing Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” for their battle round.)if that little girl doesnt win shes gonna get a steal8:40 PM Emily: i feel like they’re stretching out the season. more on a team this year, steals allowed… it’s gonna take forever to get to the live showswe HAVE to go, and take Jaimie with usNina: that’s trueokay!if 1iota is still doing it i can prob get us insince i used to work for them8:41 PM Emily: yay!8:42 PM i’d love to go to the penultimate live show. i wanna see all the final performances. i don’t need to see the results show.Nina: yeah samei wanna see michael buble in person!!!!!Emily: aaahhh! yes!would he be there?8:43 PM Nina: last year the coaches werei mean the asst coach8:44 PM Emily: really? i was there, and I don’t remember seeing them. wait, last year like this past spring? or last year as in first season?Nina: oops i meant the first seasonEmily: ah8:46 PM ew, creepy layaway lady8:47 PM Nina: tax breaks8:49 PM can i just interrupt and say how much i love my lannister cover photookay resumeEmily: hahayes, it’s fabNina: she’s the gothic adeleEmily: i was just thinking that!8:50 PM Nina: hahahaEmily: they’re both good, but Two-Tone is just a bit too young for this show, I thinkNina: yeah she’s giving too much airy8:51 PM Emily: i hate that they set up these often-amazing duets, and then have to chooseNina: omg you need to tell me as soon as you watch visions of love [from Monday night’s episode]8:52 PM adam is hot, but i would date blake in a heatbeat bc i love his attitudeEmily: me, tooi’d date either of themprolly marry blakeand i want to redo christina’s mascarait’s scaring meNina: lol8:53 PM hmm blake’s a gemini…never dated a geminimy zodiac side is curiousEmily: i’m a capricornNina: ugh, i’ve dated you beforeEmily: i don’t know much at all about that stuffha!Nina: it’s not my religion, like some people, but i have a sincere interest/passion in it8:55 PM Emily: i’m sorry, but volvos will never look sexy8:58 PM Nina: ohhh snapEmily: well, you were right about a stealNina: lol8:59 PM Emily: good choice, GA9:00 PM Nina: hmmm interestingi like this second chance thingEmily: me, tooooh, but they only get two stealsniceNina: wait its done!? lameEmily: lame!i thought it was two hoursNina: hahahaha me tooEmily: well, now i can finish last night’s ep(With the hour-long episode over, I returned to watching Monday night’s two-hour episode).9:01 PM Nina: omg you need to let me know at the endEmily: i will(Contestants Amanda Brown and Trevin Hunte sing Mariah Carey’s “Visions of Love” for their battle round and totally kill it.)9:22 PM Emily: okay, they’re rehearsing [Visions of Love] right nowNina: ahhh9:23 PM im excited for youEmily: steals for sure, i’m guessingi hope the dude wins the show though9:24 PM Nina: 🙂9:26 PM Emily: aaahhh! it’s too good! i’m definitely buying the song on itunes9:27 PM i love that Adam stood up in his chairOh em gee.Nina: ughhh its so lovely, i listened to it again9:28 PM Emily: yeah, i like adam scruffierand i love that blake hits on everybodyNina: lol me too9:30 PM Emily: i love that all the other judges are just so ready to steal whomever cee-lo doesn’t takeNina: i know lol9:31 PM i couldn’t have picked, they were phenomenalEmily: amanda’s more polishedbut the other guy’s got such amazing pipes9:32 PM Nina: that’s true, they both gave me chillsi want them to sing together all the timeEmily: i know!i just told my roommate that they’re ready to do shows in vegas or do a tour, the two of them togetherNina: absolutely.9:33 PM Emily: oh be honest, amanda, you chose adam because he’s hot9:34 PM Nina: omg that was her biggest mistakeim like, wtf you doing girlEmily: who do you think she should’ve chosen?9:35 PM Nina: christina!!!!duhEmily: aww, cee-lo’s sulkingNina: what can adam show her? she’s already greatEmily: yeah, i would’ve picked christinaNina: christina would give her controlnow im on a mariah kick9:36 PM Emily: always be my baby is the first music video i’d ever seenEmily: one sweet day is my favshes so young9:37 PM Emily: all right, friend, i gotta shower and then hit the haythis was so much fun thoughNina: okie doke 🙂nice talking with youenjoy work tomorrowEmily: bye!
I love Parenthood.