“I’m sorry for being so… ruining.” A beat. “I don’t know what else to call it.”

“Ruinous, Dani, ruinous. You’re ruinous! It’s been two years!”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know until recently.”

“What, like twenty minutes ago, when I told you?”

I love my roommate, even if she’s a bit crazy and interrupts me when I’m watching Community.