Okay, so my old roommate from college and I chat a lot when we’re both at work. She’s back in Maryland, so there’s a bit of a time delay, but we still manage to get in a few good hours of fun and random chat before she goes home for the day.
We’ll wile hours away talking about everything from curing hiccups to sharing recipies to office gossip. But today… Ah, today we reached new heights. Acronyms.
See, Becca, my old roomie, is working as a junior computer programmer. I think. And today she was telling me about all these acronyms in her Perl manual that she had to look up on the internet. Genius that I am, I told her to share some with me and I’d tell her what they meant. Here are some of the better ones I came up with.
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TMTOWTDI – Too Many Tank Onions Will Totally Destroy Instincts
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JUBRD – Jumping Up Brings Roofs Down or Jangling Umbrellas Barely Reign Defiantly
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PLTR – Please Leave The Recliner or Portly Levees Toss Rollos
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MNKRT – Meaty Nurse Knickers Rarely Tremble or Many Nords Knot Real Trees
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QKLP – Quiet Kelp Lovingly Passes or Queer Knocks Loudly Pound
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UCIP – Usually Caliphs Invite Peons, Unless Casual Is Prohibited
And finally, the crown winner of the day…
YNFV – Yeomen Never Flaunt Virility
Clearly, as these are published in the order they were written, I got better as I went on.
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